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“It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.  It’s what you think about.”

People spend all of their time and money adding positive externals to their lives when their internals are still in the negatives.

So with that in mind, here are some ways to stay unhappy forever.

Dwell on things that happened in the past.

Obsess yourself with all the things that might happen in the future.

Complain about problems instead of taking the necessary steps to resolve them.

Fear change and resist it.

Belittle yourself.

Hang out with other people who belittle you.

Try to control everything and then worry about the things you can’t control.

Lie to yourself and those around you.

Keep doing the same thing over and over again.

Be lazy and follow the path of least resistance.

Hold onto anger.  Never forgive anyone.

Always be right.  Never let anyone else be more right than you.

Compare yourself unfavorably to those who you feel are more successful.

Let small issues snowball into big problems.

Never learn anything new.

Never take responsibility for your own actions.

Blame everyone around you.

Don’t ask for directions and don’t ask questions.

Don’t let anyone help you.

Quit when the going gets tough.

Be suspicious.  Trust no one..

Never spend any time alone.

Don’t help others unless you have to.  Do only the things that benefit you directly.

Hang out with people who complain about everything.

Focus on what you don’t want to happen.

Fear the things you don’t fully understand.

Focus on the problems.

Think about all the things you don’t have.

Read or watch lots of depressing news from broadcast media.

Never exercise.

Never check-up on your health.

Setup your lifestyle so it revolves around money.

Don’t say what you mean.  Don’t mean what you say.

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Never tell anyone how you feel or what you’re thinking.

Always put your own needs on the back burner.

Make others feel bad about themselves/ disregard their feelings.

Don’t play, just work.

Let your hobbies go.

Let your close relationships go.

Never finish what you start.

Take everything personally.

Never say, “I’m sorry.”  Never say, “I love you.”

Remember the insults.  Forget the compliments.

Let it all bottle up inside.

Fail to plan.

Don’t dream.

Don’t think about the future at all.

Always disregard other people’s opinions and suggestions.

Make promises you can’t keep.

Don’t decide on anything, ever.

Just keep going and going and going.  And never ever stop.

If you're doing the above and misery is what you're aiming for, congratulations you're on the right track.