Wednesday, June 22, 2011

incase you boys weren't confused enough...

  • Don’t flirt with us and then say you don’t like us
  • WE HATE BEING LED ON! We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
  • Don't play hard to get. Girls hate it when guys ignore them.
  • If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
  • If you tell us you’re going to call tomorrow morning...then call tomorrow morning!! We will constantly be checking our phone; afraid we’ll miss the call, and obsessing over it... Do us and yourself a favour and call when you say you will. We will take it out on you if you keep us waiting. Because one, it sucks and two, we don’t like to be messed with… And if you don’t know when you’re going to be able to call. Then don’t tell us a time, don’t tell us you’ll call... surprise us instead. We’d rather be surprised than be kept waiting around.
  • We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
  • We love it when you stand up for us, but not when you stand up against us.
  • Don't flirt with other girls.
  • Don't talk about the way other girls look. Actually, don't really talk about other girls in general, unless we're all friends. If I don't know her, I don't want to hear about her.
  • BE HONEST! Don’t lie to us. We have our ways of finding out the truth… always.
  • Don't make promises you can't keep.
  • Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.
  • Just accept it. Girls have ESP. We'll know if you're lying
  • When a girl is mad at you, just say sorry. If you're wrong, apologize. If you're not wrong, apologize!!!
  • If we pretend you don’t exist, cry and yell at you, and give you nasty looks plus shoulder shrugs it ALWAYS means YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. (Apologize now!!!)
  • We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breath. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched. Waist, not butt. Hands, not boobs. Held, not fondled.
  • Butts are flabby. Get over it. Not everyone is J-Lo. Guys should not determine their feelings on a piece of ass.
  • WE LOVE WHEN YOU SMELL GOOD!
  • Girls love it when relationships are romantic.
  • Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (eg. holding doors for us).
  • We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
  • Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again.
  • If we're upset and we're crying, just be there, don't try to give us advice, psychoanalyze us, or pester us. Just give us a hug and let us know you're there.
  • If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.  Always message us first. We don't want to message you first, and if we have to, we will automatically think that you don't like us, wonder why you didn't message us, and feel desperate.
  • DONT WAIT FOR THE GIRL TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE IT’S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!
  • Keep up the conversation on phones and in person! Don't be awkward.
  • Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
  • Don’t ask, “Can I kiss you?”.It’s like “Uhhh…. Yeah. Sure…” and it’s a total turn off.
    Besides, if you don’t ask them, they can’t say no!
  • Don’t say  “Thank you” after you kiss. I mean like… WTF???? We don’t, or for that matter, won’t say thank you back.
  • We’re allowed to be late, you’re not. 
  • Remind us why you like us. It’s really refreshing.
  • Be nice to our family, but don’t make it seem like your in love with our sister/brother (….HMMM….)
  • No bad comments about our bodies. It’s one of the worst things you can do. And if you want to get anywhere… not smart.
  • Don’t ditch us for your guy-friends. Especially if we already had plans. If you already have, expect the same you did to us. Karma… is a bitch.
  • Don’t act like a jerk around your guy friends or our friends then be nice to us later… not cool. 
  • Girls like it when you chase them.
  • Being a bit jelous/protective is awesome, 'cause it shows you care.
  • We can tell if you are fake laughing.
  • Treat us like you would like to be treated.
  • Even if we act like we hate you, we usually don’t... but please apologize so we can love you again.
  • Don't be an ass to us. Because that'll get you nowhere.
  • If you forget our birthday, we'll probably forget your name.
  • We will never ever look like Barbies. If you expect us to... then you better show up looking like Ken.  
  • DON'T TRY TO MAKE HER JEALOUS! I cannot stress on this ENOUGH! If you do try, we will get pissed off at you, dump you, and move on without looking back ONCE.
  • When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you.
  • We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are bitches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.

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