shit happens...

I've got this new clock in my bedroom that makes eerie sounds.they say u should avoid havin noisy things around u wen u sleepin cuz it keeps ur mind active and u're awake subconsciously.so in the morning ur stil exhausted and cant understand y.but i understand y.its that clock!!!! also some bird had serious diarrhea in our front yard.the bird has done its business on mums car,the stoep and twice on my car.ew:( apparently its supposed to be a good sign.i hosed it off.i am not one to go around expecting luck from obscene acts of defecation.