love and other disasters

rolled on the floor and laughed at this one. aah! love these whimsical movies!

"The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting. Stage one is the conspiracy of silence. This is a fantasy period where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This illusion is very quickly shattered by that first shy, 

"Ooh, did you fart,"

followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a period of deeper intimacy. A period I like to call the "Fart Honeymoon", where both parties find each other's gas just the cutest thing in the world. But, of course, no honeymoon can last forever. And so we reach the critical fork in the fart. Either the fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass thereby signifying true love, or else it begins to annoy and disgust, thereby symbolizing all that is blocked and rancid in the formerly beloved. Do you see what I'm getting at?"

and here's something a little more wiser.

"Have you ever thought this whole ‘True Love’ thing might be a conspiracy? A capitalist conspiracy. A lie concocted by the Film, Publishing and Music industries. All pushing this thing, this concept that doesn’t even exist! Well, think about it. Where is it besides songs, books and films? I mean who can honestly say ‘I will always love you’? The point is everyone’s miserable because they’re looking for this nonexistent thing, or else they’re miserable because they think they’ve settled for less.

If true love is not real, then we are screwed. Because we have been fed with the love illusion since we dig for books, movies and songs. On the other hand, it might not be the only thing that is concocted by the Film, Publishing and Music. After all, we are not searching for truth or reality in these stuff. Maybe it would provide a peek of truth. But the real truth is how we feel and what we believe in. Your decision is what you are."

"Stop living your life like you're in some kind of movie. Stop trying to cast your love instead of just meeting him. Love isn't always a lightning bolt, you know? Maybe sometimes it's just a choice. Maybe true love is a decision. You know, a decision to take a chance with somebody. To give to somebody. Without worrying whether they'll give anything back. Or if they're gonna hurt you, or if they really are the one. Maybe love isn't something that happens to you. Maybe it's something you have to choose. You could start by putting all of those fantasies of true love where they belong, into your work of fiction."

Good watch for a silly day.
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