You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day.
And then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.” ~Woody Allen/George Carlin
I think this is hilarious! And so accurate.
Makes you wonder why it isn’t that way for real. Life is tough and it ends in
death. Where’s the sense in that? But it is what it is and we have to keep on
keeping on. As the situation is one that is moving forward, don’t dwell on the
past. More on this soon.
“Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.” ~Ann Landers
“Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.” ~Ann Landers
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